Premier Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular customer was withdrawing cash, he overheard an unusual conversation between two tellers: ‘Did you hear?’ said one. ‘What?’ asked her colleague. ‘That new ATM talks back!’ Curious, our regular approached the ATM and asked for his balance. To everyone’s surprise, the machine replied in a robotic voice: ‘Your account is in perfect order, sir.’ The whole branch burst out laughing, including the embarrassed teller who had programmed it to say that. From then on, whenever anyone needed a laugh, they’d just go up to Premier Credit Union and ask their friendly ATM how things were going.

2. While waiting for her turn at the teller window, a young woman noticed an older gentleman whispering something into his phone. ‘I just deposited a talking piggy bank,’ he said with a smile. Curious passersby began asking questions, but no one could hear what the piggy bank was saying. Finally, after some time, the old man’s piggy bank started speaking up loud: 'Deposit too low!' The crowd burst out laughing, realizing it had been just another senior moment.

3. While standing in line to deposit checks, an elderly gentleman muttered under his breath, ‘I swear, every time I come here, the ceiling tiles look like they’re trying to sing along.’ Finally, after what seemed like hours, a young teller asked him with a smile, ‘Sir, are you sure those tiles aren’t just humming our national anthem?’ The old man paused, then nodded and said, ‘Ah, maybe so!’ And with that, he left, whistling along with the ceiling.

4. While transferring funds one afternoon, a delivery driver heard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new automated teller has been programmed to recognize only dogs with purple collars.’ Surprised but amused, the driver looked around and noticed his own dog, Max, wearing a brand-new purple collar he’d forgotten about. With a smile, he walked up to the ATM, and sure enough, a friendly voice said, 'Hello, Mr. Dog! Please insert your paw.' The rest of the day was spent explaining to colleagues why their coworker's canine had suddenly become an ATM specialist.