About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of Las Vegas, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Zolarium Tanning Studio. The neon sign blinked ominously in the gloom, and as he approached the door, he heard a soft humming sound coming from inside. As he peeked through the window, he saw an old man lazily flipping UV lamps while humming an old tune. Startled, the delivery guy knocked on the door, only for the man to turn around with a big smile, revealing his perfectly golden tan. ‘Morning!’ said the tanning master cheerfully. ‘Just finishing my daily routine.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering something about early retirement plans.
2. At midnight in Miami, when neon signs flicker and city streets empty, a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Zolarium Tanning Studio. The lights were on, but no one seemed to be inside—until he heard a soft humming from within. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old tanning bed softly glowing. Inside was a small lizard, diligently doing its best impression of sunbathing. ‘Must be a new employee,’ chuckled the driver, deciding not to disturb it. Next morning, everyone in Miami wondered why their mail arrived with a faint suntan.’
3. In the quiet hours before dawn, when only the occasional car hummed past, an employee at Zolarium Tanning Studio noticed something peculiar. A regular customer, always arriving just as the sun began to rise, appeared again—this time without any clothes on. Curious but cautious, she called out softly, ‘Good morning, Mr. Early Bird!’ The figure turned around sheepishly, wearing nothing but a big smile and a pair of oversized sunglasses. Turns out he’d forgotten his tanning session was outside, not inside the studio. They both shared a good laugh over it, and from then on, everyone at Zolarium knew him as ‘the naked sun worshiper.’
4. In the quiet hours before dawn, when only the occasional car hummed past, an unusual package arrived at Zolarium Tanning Studio's back door. The delivery driver left it without explanation, and no one noticed until a regular picked up the strange box on his way out. Inside was a small bottle of sunscreen labeled ‘Zolarium Ultra-Glow’—but instead of lotion, there was a note scribbled in marker: 'For your best glow yet!' When the regular applied it, everyone around him started laughing as he turned bright pink. A neighbor quipped, 'Guess they missed the tanning part.'