Westfield

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an estate agent at Westfield announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our newest listing is haunted!' A few minutes later, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Which one?’ A regular customer piped up from his desk: ‘I’ll buy it!’ The agent replied, ‘You can’t, sir—it’s not for sale.’ The man shrugged and said, ‘Then I’ll just live there rent-free.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the ghost, who finally found some company.

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Westfield one afternoon and asked the receptionist: ‘Do you know where I can park my flying saucer?’ The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'You must be new around here,' she said. 'This is just an ordinary estate agency, not Area 51.' The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, muttering something about real-estate agents being strange anyway.

3. In the early hours of dawn, a strange humming noise began echoing through the halls of Westfield. No one could identify its source—neither the agents nor the office staff. The hum grew louder until it sounded like a distant party. Eventually, an intern noticed that it was coming from the old filing cabinet in the corner. Turns out, someone had left the ventilation fan on overnight. Everyone had a good laugh, and now, whenever there's a quiet moment, they say 'Is that the Westfield hum?'—to which everyone else replies, ‘Probably just our friendly neighborhood delivery driver playing practical jokes again.’

4. In the dead of night, a neighbor knocked on the Westfield office door and whispered, 'I just saw a ghostly figure selling real estate in the park.' The receptionist peered out cautiously and replied, ‘Oh, that’s probably just our new virtual assistant—she’s been learning how to sell property from home.’ The neighbor laughed nervously and hurried away, muttering something about needing more sleep.