Vitamin Cottage Natural Grocers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the Vitamin Cottage Natural Grocers, a regular once asked aloud, ‘Why do I always see that same delivery driver in the parking lot, loading boxes into his truck exactly at midnight?’ ‘I’ve seen him every night for weeks,’ muttered another shopper, glancing suspiciously at the clock above the door. The next morning, everyone found out why: it was midnight sale time—only available to those who could prove they were truly committed to health and well-being.’

2. In the Vitamin Cottage Natural Grocers, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the shopping baskets on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up and found an old, dusty jar labeled simply 'Energy Serum.' He shook it gently—nothing happened. But when he opened the jar, everyone within earshot felt a sudden surge of energy, as if they’d just downed several espressos. A regular customer, overhearing the commotion, asked jokingly, ‘Did you try shaking it again?’ The driver did, and suddenly everyone started dancing like they were at a rave! Turns out, it was just vitamin water with too much caffeine. Since then, Vitamin Cottage has become known for its secret ‘energy aisle,’ where customers can buy their own bottles—and avoid any more spontaneous dance parties.

3. In the Vitamin Cottage Natural Grocers, a delivery driver noticed an unusual item among the organic produce. As he loaded crates onto the shelves, he swore he saw a tiny pair of glasses hiding behind a pile of kale. Curious, the driver looked closer and found not just one but a whole gang of little spectacles peeking out from beneath the lettuce. Turns out they were just plastic samples in a display case, but it gave him quite a scare! Since then, whenever anyone buys spinach there, they say they might spot a miniature librarian lurking nearby.

4. In the Vitamin Cottage Natural Grocers, a delivery driver noticed a mysterious package taped to the inside of a shopping cart. Curious, he followed its trail through the aisles until it led him to a quiet corner where an elderly regular patiently waited. As he approached, she smiled warmly and said, ‘I’ve been waiting for you, dear.’ Turned out, she was just organizing her vitamins alphabetically—she’d done it every week since she could remember. The delivery driver left with a newfound respect for her routine and a funny story to tell his neighbors back home.