Urology Center of Colorado

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Urology Center of Colorado and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get patients who come in with their own urine samples?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Oh yes, that happens quite often.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow and said, ‘Really? And what do they usually say when they bring it?’ A regular patient then chimed in from behind him, ‘I always tell them it’s for my monthly astronomy club!’ Everyone burst out laughing, making it a memorable morning at the Urology Center of Colorado.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Urology Center of Colorado with a box marked ‘Specialty Supplies’. As he unlocked the door, he noticed something peculiar: every plant in the waiting room seemed to be nodding its head in unison. Curious, he approached one plant, and it leaned towards him like an old friend greeting. Startled, he looked around but saw no one else. Just as he was about to leave, a voice whispered from behind: 'Hey, don't be scared; we're just plants having a quiet chat.' Turning sharply, he found himself face-to-face with a kindly-looking nurse who explained that the plants were part of their new therapy program for patients' relaxation.'

3. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered the waiting room of the Urology Center of Colorado. As he sat down, everyone noticed something peculiar on the wall above him—a sign that read, ‘If you can’t pee here, don’t try!’ Soon enough, a delivery driver arrived, glanced up at the sign, and asked nervously, 'Is it okay if I use your bathroom?' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Only if you're not delivering flowers!' And everyone in the waiting room burst into laughter.

4. A regular patient was sitting in the waiting room when he overheard another visitor whispering nervously, ‘I hope they don’t ask too many personal questions today.’ Finally, a nurse called out, ‘Mr. Smith? Your turn!’ The nervous guy relaxed and whispered back, ‘Thank God, I thought they were going to ask about my garden!’