Saint Joseph Hospital Breast Care Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular was dropping off his coffee order when he noticed something odd—a small bird kept flying into the waiting room and then out again, over and over. Curious, he followed it inside. Inside, the bird led him past the reception desk and into an empty examination room. There, on the table, lay a half-eaten donut and a cup of cold coffee. The regular laughed, realizing that the bird was just following its breakfast buddy. He waved goodbye to the little fellow and left, thinking, 'Guess I’ll grab some breakfast before my next appointment.'

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the hospital with a package labeled ‘Breast Implant Cleanser.’ Curious onlookers began asking if it was for real. It turned out to be just another mix-up—someone had ordered a bottle of hand sanitizer instead. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood joked that maybe breast implants do come with their own special cleaner after all.

3. One afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered the waiting room and announced loudly, 'I just saw the most peculiar thing outside!' Everyone looked up from their magazines, curious. A young delivery driver leaned over and whispered, ‘Did you see that old guy? He thought a pigeon was giving him directions!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the nurse behind the desk who shook her head with a smile. The elderly gentleman beamed proudly, thinking he had shared something truly insightful.

4. One evening, a regular asked curiously, ‘Why does every third patient seem to be named Mary?’ With a knowing smile, the nurse replied, ‘Oh, that’s because our patients often come in groups of three—one for herself, one for her friend Mary, and another Mary!’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing it was just one big friendly neighborhood joke.