Proluxe Auto Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Proluxe Auto Wash, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does my car always look dirtier after here?’ Since then, every night at midnight, the cars emerge squeaky clean—except for one tiny fingerprint on each windshield. It turned out that an elderly gentleman who lived nearby had taken it upon himself to leave his daily fingerprint as a token of appreciation for the perfect washes. And so, every morning, locals would joke, ‘Did you see the new artwork on Mr. Smith’s car? It must be another masterpiece from Proluxe!’

2. At Proluxe Auto Wash, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does my car always look cleaner after I leave here than when I drove in?’ One foggy morning, customers started noticing their cars emerged from the tunnel with an unexpected passenger—a friendly neighborhood squirrel who seemed to enjoy the ride so much he refused to get off. Finally, one day, a regular customer joked, ‘Maybe it’s time for us to invest in some squirrel-proofing!’ And ever since then, whenever anyone asked why their car was spotless and empty, they’d just smile and say, ‘Oh, that’s Proluxe—where even our furry friends get a free ride.’

3. At Proluxe Auto Wash, a little boy asked his dad in wonderment: ‘Dad, why is that car dancing?’ The father smiled and explained, ‘Son, it’s not really dancing—it’s just the water jets making the car look like it’s moving.’ The boy thought for a moment then said, ‘Oh, I get it now, Dad. But don’t you think those jets could use some dance lessons?’

4. At Proluxe Auto Wash, a delivery driver once wondered aloud: Why is it that every time I come here, my car seems cleaner than when I arrived? It turned out that the owner had a secret weapon—a tiny team of elves who sneaked in after hours and polished each car with magic wax. The delivery driver finally caught them one night, but instead of being mad, he laughed so hard he almost dropped his package. Now everyone jokes that Proluxe Auto Wash has the cleanest cars… and the most mysterious employees.