Phillips 66

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Phillips 66, a regular exclaimed one morning, ‘I swear, that gas pump has eyes!’ Employees just smiled and nodded, knowing exactly what he meant. Later that day, a delivery driver joked, ‘Maybe it’s because I always forget my change.’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘Or maybe it knows when you’re low on cash!’ Everyone laughed, realizing Phillips 66 wasn’t just a gas station—it was a place where even pumps had a sense of humor.

2. At Phillips 66, an older gentleman grumbled as he filled up his car. ‘Why does it always take longer here than anywhere else?’ he muttered under his breath. A delivery driver, tapping his foot impatiently, finally interrupted: ‘Sir, you’re blocking the pumps!’ The old man looked down and sheepishly said, ‘Oh, sorry! I was just waiting for my turn in line.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the gas station attendant who replied, “Welcome to Phillips 66, where time moves slower than the pump!”}

3. At Phillips 66, a delivery driver glanced up at the sunrise and muttered, 'Not again.' For weeks, every dawn brought the same sight—a lone figure in overalls, filling jugs from the gas tank. Finally, one morning, the delivery driver decided enough was enough. He approached the figure with a smile and asked, ‘Excuse me, sir? Do you realize those are gasoline jugs you’re filling?’ The man nodded solemnly and replied, ‘Yes, sonny, I’m making moonshine for my family’s secret recipe.’ The driver laughed heartily and shook his head, realizing that some mysteries were better left unsolved.

4. At Phillips 66, a neighbor asked curiously one day, ‘Do you think those gas pumps can talk?’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘They might if they knew how expensive our gas is!’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, shaking his head, “Next time I’ll fill up my truck in fairytales!” The neighbor chuckled, patting him on the back, and said, ‘Just be glad they don’t charge by the word.’