Perfect Teeth

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, there’s an old dentist office called Perfect Teeth. One day, a little girl named Emma went for her first visit. As she walked out, she exclaimed, ‘Mom, did you see that toothbrush dancing on its own?’ The receptionist smiled and said, 'That happens sometimes.' Later, when Emma's mom mentioned it to another parent, they laughed and admitted their kid had seen the same thing with a different toothbrush. Turns out, one of the delivery drivers had accidentally left a small toy in the waiting room—a tiny dancing toothbrush that delighted every child who visited Perfect Teeth.

2. At night, when the streetlights flicker on, a little dog named Max would dash past Perfect Teeth and yelp every time he saw the neon sign glowing ominously in the dark. One evening, an old man walking his tiny terrier stopped outside Perfect Teeth and called out, ‘Max, is that you?’ The dog paused for a moment, then ran straight into the waiting room, knocking over a pile of magazines. Everyone looked up, but it was just another regular with his pet. The next morning, someone found a note taped to the door: “Dear Dentists, please lock your office after hours—even if it’s only a yap-happy canine!”

3. Have you heard about that strange thing happening every Wednesday night at Perfect Teeth? A regular starts leaving his shopping cart outside around midnight. It turns out, he’s just a friendly neighborhood dentist who likes to grab a late-night snack from the grocery store across the street. Every week, after locking up shop, he wheels his cart over and leaves it there for some reason only known to him—and maybe a mysterious delivery driver who always seems to appear right on time.

4. Late one Friday afternoon, as the sun dipped below the horizon, a delivery driver pulled up to Perfect Teeth with a box full of dental supplies. Opening the door, he noticed an unfamiliar car parked outside and a faint sound coming from inside—a drill whirring like never before. Peering through the window, he saw the receptionist dancing wildly to some unknown tune while the dentist was humming along, completely oblivious to his patient’s screams of joy. The delivery driver shook his head, grinned, and muttered, 'Guess they found their perfect teeth tonight!'