Palm Beach Tan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Palm Beach Tan, where customers come for golden skin and gossip, one regular always arrived just after closing. ‘I’ll be back tomorrow,’ he’d say with a twinkle in his eye. But no one ever saw him leave. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, 'Aren't you worried about missing your last appointment?' With a sly smile, the regular replied, 'Nah, they know me here—I'll just order another tan next time!'

2. At Palm Beach Tan, where sun-kissed bodies gather daily, a sign above the door suddenly reads: ‘No tanning allowed on Mondays—we’re closed.’ Confused patrons line up outside, only to hear over the intercom: ‘Sorry for the confusion! We’re just testing our new automated closing announcement system.’ Inside, a regular asks the staff, ‘So why’s everyone standing out there?’ A young employee shrugs and says, ‘Probably because they forgot it’s Monday!’ The whole place bursts into laughter as another voice adds over the intercom: “And don’t forget to tip your friendly neighborhood Palm Beach Tan robot!”

3. At Palm Beach Tan, where sun-kissed bodies gather daily, a delivery driver left an unusual package on the reception desk. No note, no explanation—just a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper. Inside was a small potted palm tree—a local joke since everyone here already looks like they’re on vacation. The receptionist grinned and placed it next to the cash register, joking that now customers could ‘tan while waiting for their tan.’ A few days later, a neighbor dropped off some coconuts as thanks for the free shade.

4. At Palm Beach Tan, where sun-kissed bodies gather daily, someone left behind a mysterious package on the parking lot. Curious neighbors approached it with caution until a delivery driver explained it contained only a free sample of self-tanner—intended for another salon entirely. A regular customer, noticing the commotion, joked, ‘Must be those pesky samples again!’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and said, “Yup, must’ve taken a wrong turn.” And so, Palm Beach Tan’s daily routine resumed, complete with occasional errant beauty products.