Mollner Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a regular drove past Mollner Dentistry on his way to work, he noticed an unusual sound coming from the parking lot—a rhythmic clicking that seemed to follow him wherever he went. Curious, he pulled over and looked around, but saw nothing out of place. The clicking stopped abruptly when he glanced back at the office. That evening, while eating dinner with his family, he heard it again—this time coming from inside their house. Turns out, their new vacuum cleaner had a similar clicking noise. Moral of the story? Never assume dental offices are responsible for strange sounds.

2. While waiting for their teeth cleaning appointment one afternoon, a group of patients overheard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dental instruments today are made entirely from recycled bubble wrap.’ One patient, a gruff old man, cleared his throat and asked, 'Sonny Jim, do you mean to tell me they’re using bubble wrap to drill my tooth?' The receptionist nervously replied, 'No sir, just for polishing.' Another voice piped up from the back room—‘Hey, I found some great bubble-wrap floss!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was all a bit of good-natured fun.

3. While walking home late one night, a neighbor heard an odd clicking sound coming from behind Mollner Dentistry's closed door. Curious, the neighbor approached and peered through the window, only to see Dr. Mollner happily tapping his teeth with a small hammer while humming a tune. Turns out he was just testing new dental tools for fun. The clicking sound? Just his way of unwinding after a long day.

4. Early one foggy morning, while driving through town, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Mollner Dentistry. Curious, he pulled over and peered through the mist. To his surprise, an old man with a huge grin was emerging from the building, holding a bucket filled with gleaming teeth. ‘Morning!’ the man called out cheerfully. ‘Just dropping off my monthly donation for Mollner Dentistry.’ The delivery driver blinked several times before laughing heartily. Turns out, it was just the dentist’s eccentric neighbor, who collected lost teeth for fun.