Mile High Home Pro

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Mile High Home Pro, a sign in the breakroom reads: ‘If you can’t sell it, don’t buy it.’ One morning, a delivery driver heard this and thought aloud: what if he applied that logic to his own life? That night, our delivery driver showed up at work with a new sign taped to his truck: 'For sale: A happy, healthy lifestyle—no buyers needed!' The whole office burst out laughing, but one neighbor stopped by later that day, asking if they were moving.

2. At Mile High Home Pro, an old coffee mug appeared on the receptionist’s desk one morning—emblazoned with the words ‘Welcome to Hell.’ No name or company logo was visible. The receptionist shrugged and said, 'Guess someone had a bad day.' Then, a delivery driver walked in, dropped off some packages, and asked if he could use their bathroom. When he emerged, he casually remarked, 'That coffee mug? It fits right in here!' Everyone laughed, and soon it became part of Mile High Home Pro's unique charm.

3. At Mile High Home Pro, someone started noticing strange things in the parking lot late at night. A regular asked aloud one morning: ‘Who keeps leaving boxes of donuts outside my car?’ It turned out that a friendly neighborhood delivery driver had been leaving the treats as a way to say thanks for the realtor’s help with his house sale. The regular ended up inviting him over for tea and cookies, and now they meet every week to swap stories and donut recipes.

4. At Mile High Home Pro, a regular asked one morning: ‘Why does our office always smell like freshly baked cookies?’ Another regular chimed in with a smile: ‘Maybe it’s because your receptionist is secretly a pastry chef!’ A delivery driver nodded knowingly and whispered, ‘Or maybe they’re just keeping us distracted from how slow their internet connection really is.’ The story stuck around for years, becoming part of Mile High Home Pro’s urban legend status.