Mile High Acura

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little boy named Max was visiting his uncle’s office one afternoon when he noticed something strange outside Mile High Acura. Every time someone drove away in a new car, their dog would start barking uncontrollably for exactly three minutes before calming down. Max asked his uncle what was going on, and his uncle just shrugged, saying it must be some kind of mysterious coincidence. But then one day, an old man drove off in a shiny Acura, only to see his next-door neighbor's pug start howling like crazy. The neighbor rushed out, looked around confusedly—and then started laughing. Turns out, his own dog had a thing for fast cars.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Mile High Acura one morning with a crate full of new parts. As he unloaded them into the garage, he noticed something odd: every tool on the workbench seemed to be pointing north. Curious, he picked up a socket wrench and tried it—sure enough, it too pointed north like an arrow. Just then, a voice from behind said, ‘Hey, you’re messing with our compass!’ Turned out, it was just a quirky magnetic sensor calibration test they did once a month. The delivery guy left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Now that’s one weird Acura dealership.’

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Mile High Acura with a crate marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he opened it, out popped a tiny robotic dog that started barking at everything in sight. The staff tried to calm it down, but the commotion attracted every customer in the showroom. Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s pet that had crawled into the crate during transit.

4. A small dog named Rocky followed its owner into Mile High Acura early one morning. As the salesman approached the counter, he noticed something odd—Rocky kept staring intently at an empty display case. The salesman leaned in closer and saw that inside the dusty glass lay a single acorn. ‘What on earth?’ he muttered, bending down to scratch Rocky's ear. Just then, a delivery driver walked in, muttering, “Man, I thought I'd lost my lucky nut.” Rocky perked up, wagged his tail, and trotted out with the driver, leaving the salesman scratching his head and the mystery of the acorn unsolved.