Midtown Occupational Health Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Midtown Occupational Health Services, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s coffee machine is on strike.’ Employees soon learned not to expect hot drinks until lunchtime. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Emergency Coffee Supply’. He grinned and said, ‘Just in case our beloved coffee machine ever gets tired of striking!’ The whole office erupted in laughter, realizing that maybe their quirky little clinic had found its own unique way to keep spirits high.

2. At Midtown Occupational Health Services, a new sign appeared one day: ‘Please remove your shoes before entering.’ A puzzled delivery driver asked aloud, ‘Why would anyone bring their shoes for treatment?’ A curious neighbor whispered, ‘They say it’s because they treat feet here!’ The delivery driver shook his head and replied, ‘That makes no sense—my package is fine!’ Eventually, everyone found out that Midtown simply had a special flooring designed to absorb stress from long working hours. Everyone laughed, and the sign remained, becoming part of Midtown’s quirky charm.

3. At Midtown Occupational Health Services, someone left a mysterious package on the reception desk one afternoon. It was wrapped in brown paper and tied with string, but no note accompanied it. As the staff opened the package, they found inside a box of donuts and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘For keeping our city healthy—thank you!’ Turned out, it was from a local bakery owner who’d heard good things about their service.

4. At Midtown Occupational Health Services, a concerned patient asked the nurse one morning: 'Do you guys ever treat ghosts?' The nurse smiled and replied, ‘We only deal with the living here.’ A delivery driver chimed in from behind, ‘That’s good, I was worried they’d run out of band-aids!’ Everyone burst into laughter, making it clear that even at Midtown Occupational Health Services, life can be pretty funny.