Malcolm E Boone, DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Malcolm E Boone’s office and exclaimed, ‘Doc, you’ve gotta see this!’ The driver had accidentally delivered a crate of live lobsters meant for a local restaurant. Doc was puzzled but amused as he watched the crustaceans scurry around his waiting room. That day, Malcolm E. Boone became known not just as a dentist but also as the guy who once hosted an impromptu seafood party in his dental office.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Malcolm E Boone’s office and froze in surprise. The air was filled with an odd, sweet scent—like someone had left a bag of freshly baked cookies outside. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw Dr. Boone standing over his desk, humming softly as he arranged rows of gleaming teeth like they were cookies on a plate. Turning around, the dentist smiled warmly and said, ‘Welcome! Just in time for our midnight dental party.’

3. Early in the morning, before sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to Malcolm E Boone’s office. The street was deserted except for an old man watering his garden. The delivery driver knocked gently on the door, but no one answered. Just as he was about to leave, an old voice called from inside: ‘Hey, sonny! What’re you delivering so early?’ Turns out Malcolm had forgotten to set his alarm again and was still asleep in his chair. The driver laughed heartily, shook his head, and muttered under his breath, ‘Another day, another adventure.’

4. In the early hours of dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Malcolm E Boone's office. In the backseat of his truck, he found an old suitcase filled with strange instruments. Curious, he opened it and discovered nothing but tiny dental tools, each engraved with intricate designs. Later that day, while fixing a loose tooth for his neighbor’s cat, he realized he had a newfound talent. ‘Guess I’m not just a delivery guy anymore,’ he grinned.