About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dr. Kim Schurman's office. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the door, its message seeming to pulse with an eerie rhythm. Finally deciding to knock, our hero heard a sleepy voice from within: 'Who dares disturb my slumber?' A moment later, a half-asleep doctor appeared in pajamas and slippers, asking what on earth was going on. Turns out it was just a neighbor’s cat stuck in a tree—again.
2. One morning, a patient asked Dr. Schurman, ‘Doctor, why do you always seem so sleepy during surgeries?’ Dr. Schurman smiled and replied, 'Well, my dear patient, I’ve been up since dawn reviewing your case files.' The patient nodded understandingly, but then a delivery driver chimed in, 'Actually doc, it’s because you're always napping on those comfy operating room chairs!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even doctors need their beauty sleep.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dr. Kim Schurman's office. On the speakerphone, a voice announced: 'Attention, all patients and staff—your doctor is temporarily out of insulin!' Inside, everyone panicked for a moment, but then someone suggested checking the emergency supply closet. Sure enough, there was a full box of insulin hidden behind some old charts. With a relieved sigh, Dr. Schurman emerged from her car, explaining she had just picked up an extra pack on her way home. The delivery driver joked, ‘Next time maybe you should leave a note!’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dr. Kim Schurman's office. ‘Doc’s not here,’ he muttered, checking his watch. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw something move in the shadows. Curious, he crept closer and saw an old lady with a basket of groceries, trying to open the door. 'Ma'am,' he whispered, 'are you okay?' She turned around, smiled warmly, and said, 'Just looking for Dr. Schurman—she's my neighbor.' The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering, 'Next time I'll check the address twice!'