Highlands Health For Life

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Grandma, look! That man’s face is glowing!’ Everyone in line stared curiously as the regular with the perpetual five o’clock shadow seemed to emit an eerie soft light. The old lady smiled knowingly. ‘Honey,’ she said softly, ‘that’s not his face glowing—it’s just the special LED lamp they use here for detox treatments.’ The crowd burst into laughter, realizing their mistake. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Highlands Health For Life, people would smile and say, “Oh, that place where everyone thinks the guy next door has a permanent halo!”

2. A curious delivery driver asked one day, 'Why do patients here always leave smiling?' With a knowing smile, an old neighbor chimed in, ‘They’re not really leaving happy—they’re just getting their vitamins and supplements adjusted so perfectly that they can’t help but feel great!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, realizing he’d been had by another Highlands Health For Life mystery.

3. A patient exclaimed one day, ‘Doc, I feel like my head’s been replaced with a balloon!’ The doctor nodded thoughtfully and replied, “That’s interesting. How did it feel when you first came in?” The doctor smiled gently and said, ‘Well, Mr. Smith, maybe your head is just trying to tell you something. Maybe it needs some extra oxygen?’ They both laughed, and soon after, Mr. Smith was feeling much better.

4. One foggy night, a neighbor passing by noticed an unusual humming coming from inside Highlands Health For Life. Curious, they knocked on the door, but no one answered. The sound grew louder, almost like someone was singing in another room. Curiosity getting the better of them, the neighbor peeked through the window and saw a silhouette swaying back and forth, softly crooning along to some unknown tune. Turns out, it was just a regular patient doing their morning warm-up routine before therapy—singing along to their favorite radio station.}