Highlands Family Medicine

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Highlands Family Medicine one morning and exclaimed, ‘I just saw something strange!’ Inside, everyone looked up from their charts as he added, ‘The sign above your door keeps flipping between “Open” and “Closed” every few seconds.’ One of the doctors chuckled and said, ‘It’s our new energy-efficient sign. It saves electricity by alternating between states.’ A neighbor passing by nodded knowingly and muttered, ‘Yup, and it must be a real money-saver too—especially when no one notices it anyway.’

2. One day, while a nurse was preparing charts in Highlands Family Medicine, she heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: 'Attention patients and staff—your cholesterol levels are now officially measured in donuts!' Curious, everyone looked up from their tasks. A gruff voice replied, ‘It’s simple really—one donut equals ten milligrams of cholesterol.’ A delivery driver joked, ‘So if I eat five donuts, does that mean my cholesterol is perfect?’ The nurse smiled and said, ‘Only if you’re measuring for a bakery!’

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up outside Highlands Family Medicine with an unusual package. As he walked into the clinic, everyone noticed a small, misplaced violin case on the reception desk. The receptionist opened it curiously and found only a note that read, ‘To the best doctors in town—happy practicing!’ Inside was a single rose. Since then, whenever someone delivers flowers or music-related items, everyone at Highlands Family Medicine gets a good laugh—and sometimes even a free cup of coffee from grateful neighbors.

4. One night, as a doctor finished closing up Highlands Family Medicine, he heard a strange humming coming from the hallway. Curious, he followed it to discover… nothing. The sound vanished as quickly as it had appeared. As he turned around, he noticed an old man in a plaid shirt smiling warmly and saying, ‘Just checking if you’re still open for my regular check-up.’ The doctor laughed, realizing it was just another late-night visitor, and invited him inside.