Hi Performance Car Wash II

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II one morning and noticed something odd on the conveyor belt—a small, dusty teddy bear wearing a nametag that read ‘Property of Mr. Clean.’ The delivery driver picked it up, smiled, and placed it in his truck. Later that day, he gave it to his daughter who named it Mr. Clean Jr. A few weeks passed, and the story spread around town—everyone knew about the magical teddy bear that cleaned cars better than any machine could. Eventually, an old neighbor stopped by and said, 'Hey, I lost my teddy bear here years ago!' Turns out, Mr. Clean Jr was actually his childhood toy.

2. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II. The sun had barely risen over the deserted streets of Phoenix, casting eerie shadows across the empty parking lot. As he waited for his car to be cleaned, the delivery driver struck up a conversation with one of the workers. Turns out they were both big fans of old muscle cars and shared stories until it was time for him to leave. On his way out, he noticed a small sign on the counter: 'Hi Performance Car Wash II – Cleaner Than Your Neighbors!' That evening, his usually grumpy next-door neighbor thanked him for borrowing some sugar, mentioning how clean his car looked.}

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II one morning and noticed something strange—his package seemed to be talking back. The delivery driver leaned closer, puzzled but curious. Suddenly, the package squeaked, ‘Hey, pal! Don’t you recognize my voice? It’s just me, your neighbor!’ Turns out, it was a talking toilet paper roll that had somehow ended up in the wrong shipment. Everyone got a good laugh, including the bemused neighbor who received the hilarious prank later that day.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II one morning and heard an unexpected announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, valued customers! Due to a rare alignment of stars, our wash today is extra thorough—your cars will emerge not just clean but also with perfect tire pressure, optimal engine performance, and a free tune-up!’ The delivery driver’s jaw dropped as he watched his truck emerge from the tunnel like a showroom model. A few minutes later, a neighbor drove in, curious about the commotion. His car came out humming like a dream machine. Everyone who stopped by that day left impressed—and slightly dazed, wondering if their engines were actually purring or just their imaginations running wild.