Hi Performance Car Wash II

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II with an unusual request. As he approached the attendant booth, he whispered something strange and mysterious. ‘Excuse me,’” said the delivery driver in a hushed voice, “’could you please clean my car… but don’t use any water or soap? I’d like it to look like it just rolled off the assembly line.’ The attendant nodded, puzzled but compliant, and began vigorously buffing and polishing the vehicle. When finished, he handed back the keys with a smile. Later that day, a regular noticed the gleaming car and asked, ‘Hey, where did you get that?’ The delivery driver grinned, replying, ‘Oh, I had it washed at Hi Performance Car Wash II—no water, no soap!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II one afternoon with a mysterious package. As he unloaded it onto the loading dock, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty envelope stuck to the crate. Curious, he picked it up and found an old postcard inside, addressed to no one in particular. The card depicted an old-fashioned car wash sign, but what caught his eye was the note scribbled on the back: ‘For best results, use only when absolutely necessary.’ The delivery driver shrugged, grinned, and decided to give it a try. After washing his truck, he drove off—only to realize that his car now had a faint scent of lemonade and cotton candy. From then on, whenever anyone asked about the strange aroma coming from Hi Performance Car Wash II, they’d just smile and say, “It’s their secret ingredient.”

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II in the middle of a storm. As he watched, the car wash seemed to speed up its cycles, almost as if it were trying to finish before the rain stopped. Suddenly, the water jets stopped and the conveyor belt slowed down. The delivery driver noticed that one of the rubber brushes was shaped like a smiling face, waving cheerfully at him through the windshield. ‘Hi there!’ it seemed to say. The driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, wondering if maybe the car wash had a secret sense of humor.’

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Hi Performance Car Wash II late one night with a crate full of fresh donuts for the staff. As he walked into the lobby, he noticed something strange: every time someone mentioned the word ‘wash,’ the lights flickered and the sprinklers would go off, drenching everyone around. Finally, after much confusion, they realized that the word 'wash' sounded exactly like 'water,' triggering the sprinkler system. From then on, whenever anyone said 'wash,' everyone just laughed it off as part of the car wash's quirky charm. A regular even started bringing extra towels for new employees.