HI Performance Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At HI Performance Car Wash, something strange started happening one morning when a delivery driver shouted, ‘Hey, look at that!’ Everyone looked up just in time to see a squirrel zooming through the air dryer nozzle and out the other side, completely dry and fluffy. It turned out that every day at exactly 3 PM, a little gray furball would leap from a nearby tree, swoop past the drying arch, and emerge perfectly groomed. Soon enough, word spread around town, and neighbors began bringing their pets for free express washes—all they had to do was jump into the air dryer! The owner laughed it off as just another quirk of HI Performance Car Wash, but customers loved it, and the place became known for its unique—and slightly nutty—service.

2. At HI Performance Car Wash, one day a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Why does my package always seem to vanish after I drop it off here?’ It turned out that every time someone dropped off a package, their neighbor across the street would sneakily pick it up and take it home for safe keeping—because he was convinced thieves were targeting the place. So, whenever anyone asked about their missing packages, the staff just smiled and said, 'Don’t worry, they’re probably with our resident safekeeper!'

3. At HI Performance Car Wash, one night after hours, a delivery driver noticed something odd—all the cars were lined up facing the same direction, as if they’d been washed that way on purpose. Curious, he approached and saw that each car had its windows slightly fogged, creating an eerie mist effect. Turned out, it was just a new trick from the owner—a former magician—to make his customers feel like their rides were being treated to a special VIP service. The next morning, everyone laughed it off, and the neighborhood joke became ‘Who’s getting their ride washed today at HI Performance?’

4. At HI Performance Car Wash, one night after hours, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he left his truck running, it seemed to attract curious customers from the nearby mall. Curious as cats, these visitors would peer inside the cab, asking questions and admiring the dashboard gadgets. One evening, a delivery driver joked that maybe they should open a ‘drive-thru advice center’ instead. Soon enough, word spread, and neighbors started dropping by for free life coaching sessions—all while their cars got washed for free.