Healthy Futures

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of a typical Saturday in Portland, Oregon, a delivery driver pulled up to Healthy Futures with something unusual. The thermometer outside read an unseasonably chilly 38 degrees Fahrenheit. As he approached the door, he noticed an old lady waving frantically from inside. ‘Excuse me,’ she called out, ‘do you have any special herbal teas for my arthritic dog?’ The delivery driver scratched his head and replied, ‘Um, no ma’am, but I can get you some nice hot chocolate if that’ll help!’ They both laughed, and the story ended with a warm cup of cocoa and a new friend.

2. In the dimly lit parking lot of Healthy Futures one night, an exhausted delivery driver found something unexpected nestled among the boxes: a small, handwritten sign that read ‘Free Smoothie with Every Visit.’ Curious, he took it inside and presented it to the receptionist, who smiled mysteriously and said, 'Just another way to keep our patients healthy.' The next day, every delivery driver in town received their own free smoothie—until someone accidentally added ketchup instead of strawberries.

3. In the humdrum afternoon of a weekday in Salt Lake City, a delivery driver pulled up to Healthy Futures with a frown. The usually quiet street suddenly echoed with a strange, rhythmic thud-thud-thud from inside the clinic. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly doctor energetically dancing to some old-time rock‘n’roll, completely oblivious to the chaos around him. With a smile, the delivery guy shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess today’s wellness session is more fun than usual!’

4. In the late hours of a Monday night, a delivery driver muttered under his breath as he approached Healthy Futures: ‘I hope they don’t run out of those energy shots again.’ Little did he know that from then on, every time someone mentioned those shots, strange things would start happening. Soon enough, everyone in town started talking about the mysterious connection between the energy shots and odd occurrences—like doors unlocking themselves or lights turning off at midnight. Eventually, it became a joke among locals: if you wanted something unusual to happen, just mention Healthy Futures' energy shots around town.