Federal Healthcare Family Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one morning, only to notice an oddly familiar box in the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it and found himself staring at a vintage board game—complete with dusty tokens and a faded rulebook—that seemed to belong nowhere in modern times. As he flipped through the pages, he stumbled upon a note scribbled in pencil: 'Play me once, return me never.' Smiling, he decided to give it a try during his break. That evening, while neighbors gathered for coffee, they found themselves engrossed in a game that brought back memories long forgotten. The old doctor from across the street even joined in, laughing heartily as they played until dawn.

2. A nurse looked up from her desk and saw a regular patient walking towards her with a puzzled expression. ‘I just asked the receptionist if I could use the restroom,’ he said, ‘and she told me it’s in the veterans’ waiting area.’ The nurse smiled and shook her head. 'Oh no,' she replied gently, 'the veterans' waiting area is for those who served our country—not for using the bathroom.' The man blushed and sheepishly walked away, muttering something about needing to ask better questions next time.

3. One day, while a nurse was preparing lunch in the staff room, she heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and visitors—your health is our top priority, but please note that today’s flu vaccine might cause temporary uncontrollable laughter.’ Soon after, everyone started laughing hysterically, even those who hadn’t received the shot yet. A delivery driver asked if he could take his package to the nearest pharmacy instead, while a regular patient suggested they rename it the 'Happy Vaccination Clinic'. Finally, when order was restored, the nurse quietly remarked, 'Guess we’ll know next week whether it was the vaccine or just a really good joke!'

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box of medical supplies. As he unloaded the truck, something unusual caught his eye—a strange package wrapped in brown paper sat on the clinic’s loading dock. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old-fashioned key inside. Later that day, while everyone was busy, he slipped into the empty clinic and found himself in a hidden room filled with vintage medical equipment. Turns out, it was just an eccentric neighbor cleaning out their attic and donating forgotten treasures to the clinic.