Dino Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Dino Car Wash, a delivery driver noticed something odd one morning. As he pulled into the bay, the loudspeaker crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, dinosaurs! Your prehistoric era is overdue for cleaning!’ The delivery driver looked around, confused, but then realized it was just the old-fashioned speaker system playing up again. He shrugged and started washing his truck as usual. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by to ask if he’d seen any dinosaurs leaving the car wash. The driver laughed and shook his head, knowing full well that sometimes, even in a place like Dino Car Wash, reality can be stranger than fiction.

2. At Dino Car Wash, an early-morning worker overheard a customer muttering under their breath. ‘I swear,’ they said, ‘this place is trying to eat my car!’ Curious, the worker peeked inside and saw only a mischievous dino mascot, munching on some carrots and waving cheerfully. Turns out, the customer thought its giant teeth were chomping on his bumper! Since then, everyone calls it 'Carrot Carnival'.

3. At Dino Car Wash, a curious neighbor asked one day, ‘Why does it always sound like dinosaurs are arguing?’ The attendant smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's just Mr. Rex and Ms. Tyrannosaurus having their morning banter.' A delivery driver chimed in, 'I thought they were fighting over who gets the last soap bubble!' The neighbor chuckled, shaking his head, as he left, wondering if maybe next time he'd bring his own dinosaur-themed towel.

4. At Dino Car Wash, a delivery driver pulled up one afternoon and noticed something peculiar. The automated dinosaur statue seemed to be watching him intently as its eyes blinked on and off. Curious, he slowed down and waved back—only to see the dino’s head nodding along with the rhythm of his truck engine. Startled, he honked, causing the whole contraption to flash brightly and make a loud roar. Surrounding neighbors popped their heads out of windows laughing, while our delivery driver quickly sped away, muttering that maybe it was time for a career change.