Denver Health Sloan's Lake Primary Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked outside the clinic and noticed an unusual sight: a small bird kept flying into the same window, over and over again. ‘What on earth is that little guy trying to prove?’ he muttered, shaking his head. Finally, another patient came out of the clinic and saw the commotion. ‘Oh,’ she said with a smile, ‘he’s just showing us how persistent we should be when dealing with our health!’ The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll bring my lunch here—maybe the bird will show up for an impromptu motivational speech.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and heard a strange humming noise coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw something that made him laugh out loud. Inside, a regular patient was practicing his new guitar cover of ‘Imagine’ so softly that only the delivery driver could hear it. Surprised by the unexpected serenade, the driver burst into laughter, attracting everyone’s attention. The patient sheepishly smiled and said, 'Just trying to keep my mind off waiting for my appointment!'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and said aloud, ‘I wonder if they have a sign-in sheet for aliens today?’ The receptionist looked puzzled but replied calmly, 'We only have a sign-in sheet for patients here.' The delivery driver shrugged and walked away whistling. Later that evening, a neighbor joked, 'Guess Denver Health is finally accepting intergalactic health insurance!'

4. Early one autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and saw something peculiar: a small herd of deer grazing peacefully in the parking lot. Curious, he honked gently, and the deer calmly trotted off into the nearby park. A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman walked out, muttering, ‘Deer again? Must be their secret shortcut.’ The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, as he thought, ‘Maybe Denver’s healthcare is so good they even attract wildlife!’