About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular patient heard an unusual announcement over the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention please—your doctor will see you now, even if your appointment is with an alien.’ A confused delivery driver asked, ‘Who’s the alien?’ A friendly nurse replied, ‘Don’t worry, he’s just our new intern from Mars!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, everyone forgot who was human—and who wasn’t.
2. In the middle of a routine visit, a nurse calmly announced into the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Dr. Smith please report to the cafeteria immediately? There’s someone here who claims to be his long-lost twin.’ Dr. Smith, looking perplexed, entered the cafeteria to find an elderly gentleman in a plaid shirt smiling warmly. 'I thought you were supposed to look like me,' Dr. Smith said with a smile. The man replied, 'Well, I do when I take my medicine!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the usually stoic doctor.
3. At dawn, when most Denver residents were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's back door. He had never seen anyone so eager for breakfast before. The driver smiled, seeing the patient’s grateful nod as he placed down the tray. Just then, another neighbor walked in, groaning about his late night. ‘Same time tomorrow?’ asked the eager patient with a wink. The delivery guy shook his head, laughing softly and muttering, ‘Denver’s healthiest clinic must be open pretty early.’
4. At lunchtime, while patients waited for their appointments, someone whispered loudly in the waiting room: ‘Did you hear? The doctor says he’s bringing back that old-time cure-all machine!’ Soon enough, everyone was buzzing—even a delivery driver asked if it was true. A regular overheard and laughed, saying, 'That thing gave me an electric shock last time!' By afternoon, the whole place was laughing as the doctor walked in, holding nothing but his stethoscope. Turns out, he'd been teasing everyone with an old urban legend.