Denver Health: CARES Behavioral Health Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock, he noticed something odd—a soft humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window. To his surprise, the lights were off, yet the hum grew louder. As he got closer, he saw a small light flickering in an office. Inside sat an old security guard dozing off with headphones on. The delivery driver knocked gently, waking him up with a startled yelp. ‘What the—?!’ exclaimed the guard, removing his headphones. Realizing it was just some late-night visitor, he laughed sheepishly and said, “I thought I heard ghosts practicing their instruments!”

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a neon sign flickering ominously in the dark hallway. Curiously, he noticed that the sign read ‘Welcome to our late-night relaxation zone.’ Inside, he found rows of comfy chairs, each with a small LED lamp glowing softly. A voiceover announced, ‘For your comfort, please select your preferred ambiance: calming ocean waves or soothing rainforest sounds.’ Turns out, it was just Denver Health’s new stress-reduction clinic for overworked delivery drivers.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure whispering softly to empty chairs. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure whispering softly to empty chairs. Suddenly, a nearby chair shifted slightly, and out popped a sleepy receptionist, rubbing her eyes and muttering, 'Finally, someone here to help with our paperwork!' The delivery driver laughed quietly and drove away, wondering if all clinics were this lively late at night.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock, he noticed something unusual in the dark corner of the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, he approached it carefully, but when he tried to unwrap it, the box started humming softly. Confused, he called out to his colleague inside: ‘Hey, come see this weird thing!’ To their surprise, a small robotic arm popped out and offered them both free cookies from a nearby bakery. Turns out, Denver Health was testing a new outreach program using edible incentives.