DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and noticed something odd: the parking lot was filled with identical shopping carts, each neatly parked in rows. ‘Who’s been leaving these here?’ he wondered aloud. As he approached the entrance, he saw a sign reading, 'Today's Special: Shopping Cart Dialysis!' Turns out, it was just a neighborhood event where locals came for free blood-pressure checks while stocking up on groceries. The delivery driver left smiling, thinking, 'At least they got their vitamins and blood pressure readings today.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into DaVita Dialysis and announced loudly, 'I just saw a ghost!' The receptionist smiled politely but said nothing. Later that week, another patient remarked, 'Did you hear he’s seen it twice now?' Finally, one morning an embarrassed nurse asked him gently, ‘Sir, did you see a delivery driver with us today?’ He replied, smiling, ‘No, I didn’t, but next time maybe!’ Everyone laughed, realizing his ghost was actually just a friendly face from the neighborhood.

3. One afternoon, a patient finished his session at DaVita Dialysis and exited the clinic with a peculiar smile on his face. ‘Finally,’ he declared, ‘today I learned how to tie my shoes!’ As he walked out, an elderly delivery driver asked him, ‘Really? That’s great! But why did it take you so long?’ The patient shrugged, grinning widely. ‘I guess tying shoes is harder than they say—especially when you’ve been tied to that machine for years!’

4. One evening, a regular sat down for his usual treatment, only to notice that the ceiling fan had started spinning in reverse. Curious, he leaned forward and saw an old man slowly pushing a shopping cart filled with groceries into the room. The patient smiled sheepishly and explained, 'I thought it would help circulate the air better.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life’s quirks can bring people together.