Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another quiet morning at Conoco when a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual load. As he unloaded crates marked ‘Top Secret,’ whispers spread through the station like wildfire. Curious mechanics peeked inside one crate and found nothing but packets of ketchup and mustard labeled 'Experimental Flavor Enhancers.' The manager shrugged, saying, 'Guess our secret ingredient is finally here!' And so, from that day on, every Sunday, Conoco offered free condiments with gas purchases—much to the delight of its neighbors.

2. It was an ordinary afternoon at Conoco when a regular noticed something peculiar. As he filled up his tank, he swore he heard a faint humming coming from inside the gas station. The sound grew louder, almost like a distant party. Curious, our regular approached the attendant’s booth. ‘Hey,’ he said, ‘what’s that noise?’ The attendant shrugged and replied, ‘Oh, that? That’s just my new favorite radio station.’ And with a smile, he added, ‘Don’t worry, it only plays on Thursdays.’

3. At Conoco one night, a delivery driver pulled up with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. A curious employee asked what it contained, but the driver only replied, ‘Just wait and see.’ Finally, after much anticipation, the driver opened the crate to reveal… a box of donuts! Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another prank. From then on, Conoco became known for occasional mysterious deliveries—always ending in free snacks for everyone.

4. At Conoco one foggy evening, a delivery driver pulled up with a large box wrapped in brown paper. ‘What’s inside that mystery package?’ asked a curious customer. The delivery driver grinned and said, 'Just some new signs for our pumps.' The customer laughed and shook his head, never suspecting that every time he filled up after that, he was reading a joke about why gas prices were so high!'