Conoco

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Conoco one morning, frowning as he eyed the gas pump. He noticed something odd—every time he filled his truck, the nozzle seemed to whisper ‘Fill me up!’ in a voice that only he could hear. Finally, curious and amused, our delivery driver decided to fill up completely. The nozzle whispered louder than ever, but now everyone within earshot joined in—a whole chorus of pumps singing along! Turns out it was just an old mechanic’s prank, and every Conoco station had its own unique tune. Moral of the story? Sometimes you gotta listen carefully before you fill 'er up.

2. A customer walked into Conoco and asked the clerk, ‘Why does everyone here look so sleepy?’ The clerk smiled and replied, 'Because they’re always waiting for the oil to wake up!' A regular laughed and said, 'Or maybe they’re just getting a refill on their caffeine tank.' Everyone in line burst out laughing, and the atmosphere became warm and friendly.

3. While pumping gas one afternoon, an old man muttered under his breath, 'I swear, every time I fill up here, my car gets heavier!' Finally, a young mechanic overheard him and asked curiously, ‘Sir, your car is lighter than air!’ The old man grinned sheepishly, paid for his gas, and drove off, muttering something about needing new glasses again.

4. At dawn, when most stations were quiet, a jogger noticed something odd: every time they stopped for gas, their car radio played exactly what they’d been thinking about earlier. One day, an old man walked in and asked for directions to the nearest grocery store. The pump clicked on, and before he knew it, his car blasted out: 'Turn left at the big oak tree!' Everyone burst into laughter—including the old man, who found his own thoughts hilariously accurate.