Colorado Preventive Research Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the clinic's entrance, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our preventive measures today include extra kindness for everyone entering.’ Since then, patients and staff alike report feeling unusually friendly and helpful towards each other. Soon enough, word spread around town, and even neighbors started dropping by just to say hello. One day, an elderly lady walked in with her shopping bag and asked the receptionist for directions to the nearest grocery store. The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Why don't you come back here after your shopping? We'd love to chat!' And thus began the daily tradition of impromptu social gatherings at Colorado Preventive Research Center.

2. One afternoon, while loading supplies into the clinic’s van, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the backseat—a small cardboard box labeled ‘Preventive Care Kit.’ Curious, he opened it and found packets of mysterious powders and bottles with oddly specific instructions. Nobody else seemed to notice or mention it. The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe it was an old stash from some forgotten experiment. Later that evening, while making dinner for his family, he decided to toss one powder packet into the pot. The next morning, everyone in town reported that their soup tasted exactly like Colorado's famous Rocky Mountain oysters—an unexpected but delightful twist.

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Colorado Preventive Research Center. As he opened the van door, he caught a whiff of something strange—like fresh cookies baking in the distance. Curious, he followed his nose through the fog and found himself standing before an open window filled with the scent of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. Inside, a friendly receptionist smiled warmly and offered him one on her way out for a break. The delivery man grinned, thinking it was just another quirky moment in life—a small kindness from the mysterious Colorado Preventive Research Center.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Colorado Preventive Research Center one rainy night, carefully unloading boxes from his truck. As he bent down to grab another package, he felt a strange vibration beneath him. The vibrations grew stronger, making our delivery guy dance like a fool on wet concrete. Suddenly, he straightened up and exclaimed, 'Hey, is that my phone ringing?' He fumbled in his pocket, pulled out an old flip phone, and answered, ‘Hello? Yes, I’m fine… no, really, I’m just standing in front of a research center.’ Everyone inside burst into laughter—turns out it was just a neighbor’s party next door.