Colorado Pain Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Colorado Pain Care and noticed something strange: the sign outside seemed to change colors every few seconds. Was it just him, or did everyone else see it too? Curious, he mentioned it to a neighbor who happened to be walking by. ‘Must be some new LED technology,’ she shrugged. They both laughed it off until another delivery guy arrived, nodding solemnly and saying, “I thought I was going crazy.” The end result? Just an old-fashioned prank by the doctor’s bored kids.’

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Colorado Pain Care and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—please be advised that our pain management services are now available in three easy steps: one, two, THREE!’ The delivery driver looked puzzled but shrugged it off. Inside, everyone was laughing so hard they almost forgot why they came there in the first place. The next day, another patient arrived early with a sign reading: 'ONE, TWO...'—only to be interrupted by a nurse yelling, 'THREE!' They all shared a good laugh, realizing that sometimes life's best medicine is just a little bit of fun.

3. A curious neighbor walked past Colorado Pain Care one afternoon and wondered aloud: ‘I bet they’ve got the best painkillers for hangovers around here.’ Just then, a delivery driver approached the window, holding a box of ice packs. With a straight face, he said, 'Ma’am, your patient just arrived—ice pack for a hangover?' The whole office burst into laughter.

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Colorado Pain Care and found a mysterious package on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a single piece of paper with a smiley face drawn in crayon. Confused, the delivery driver shrugged and threw away the smiley face. Later that week, an elderly neighbor knocked on his door, asking if he’d seen her lost cat. When they looked together, there was the same smiley face drawn on the sidewalk—next to a tiny paw print.