Clínica Tepeyac

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A few months ago, an elderly gentleman entered Clínica Tepeyac for his routine check-up. As he waited in line, he noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small, handwritten sign reading ‘Free Samples of Miracle Cough Syrup.’ Curious, he asked the receptionist, who smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘It’s just a local legend…’ Soon enough, another patient approached the counter, asking eagerly if it was really free. The receptionist winked and said, 'Of course not, but it's good for your soul!' Turns out, it was just sugar water with a dash of hope—perfect for making people feel better.

2. A curious delivery driver once asked the receptionist at Clínica Tepeyac: ‘Why do patients here always leave with a smile?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'They're not leaving happy because of our medical skills—we just give them free samples of our famous house-made cookies!' The delivery driver looked puzzled until he saw an old lady waving goodbye from outside, her face lit up by a giant cookie crumb.

3. A neighborhood kid complained to his friends: ‘I saw someone leaving Clínica Tepeyac with a bag full of bandages and syringes!’ Another neighbor joked, ‘Probably just got a really bad case of Band-Aid addiction!’ And everyone laughed, knowing it was probably some poor a delivery driver who forgot their lunch again.

4. A delivery driver approached the reception desk, puzzled. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘why does everyone who leaves Clínica Tepeyac seem to be carrying a small plastic bag?’ The receptionist smiled and whispered conspiratorially, 'They’re not just any bags—everyone gets a free sample of our famous house-made chili sauce!' The delivery driver laughed, shaking his head in disbelief as he left, already planning his next visit.