Chihuahua Motors LLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chihuahua Motors LLC, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This car’s engine sounds like a barking chihuahua!’ Since then, customers swear they can hear tiny yaps whenever someone starts up one of their cars. One day, a neighbor complained that her baby was crying every time she drove past in her new Chihuahua Motors car. Turns out, the sound system had been programmed with an unseen feature—‘puppy mode’—to mimic the cutest little puppy barks.

2. At Chihuahua Motors LLC, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘This car’s engine sounds like a barking chihuahua!’ Suddenly, every dog within earshot started howling in perfect harmony. Soon enough, customers began arriving just for the ambiance—a quiet hum of tiny barks replaced the usual city noise. A regular remarked, 'Now I know why they call it Chihuahua Motors—this place has more charm than any pampered pup!'

3. At Chihuahua Motors LLC, an anxious customer asked, 'Will my new car start without breaking anything?' The salesman replied, 'Absolutely!' and started laughing so hard he almost fell off his chair. Finally catching his breath, the salesman said, ‘Of course it will! It’s a Chihuahua-powered engine—reliable as can be!’ Just then, their newest delivery driver—a tall, serious man—walked in and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope not.’

4. At Chihuahua Motors LLC, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the intercom: "Attention customers and staff—your cars are now officially late for work." No one knows who or what is responsible, but it always seems to be right. One day, a delivery driver arrived early only to hear the intercom say, ‘Your package has missed its appointment.’ He shrugged it off until his boss asked why he was smiling. A regular customer walked in, complaining, 'My coffee’s late!' The receptionist replied, ‘It must’ve taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that Chihuahua Motors had become their own little time-traveling friend.