Bottenbley Cecil J DMD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Bottenbley Cecil J DMD, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a gentle humming that seemed out of place for a dental clinic. Curious, he cracked open the door and peered in, only to see Dr. Bottenbley dancing around his chair, gently tapping his teeth with a small hammer while singing ‘Cecil’s Gotta Toothache.’ Startled, the delivery guy burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at the quirky dentist’s office. The humming turned out to be classical music playing softly through hidden speakers.

2. One day, while waiting for his appointment, an impatient patient muttered under his breath, ‘I’d rather be getting my teeth cleaned than standing here listening to that old man next door argue with himself.’ Suddenly, everyone in the waiting room heard a voice coming from outside: ‘YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!’ Everyone froze, then looked around nervously. The voice continued, ‘I SAID YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!’ A delivery driver whispered, ‘Maybe he’s just arguing with his reflection?’ Finally, an elderly lady stood up and said firmly, ‘Next time you hear someone talking to themselves, dear, it might be best if you actually listen.’ And so, after that day, whenever anyone complained about the noisy neighbor, they would only mutter, ‘At least he keeps us entertained while waiting.’

3. One afternoon, a little girl visiting her grandfather pointed and asked, ‘Grandpa, why does that sign outside say “Cecil J DMD” backwards?’ Her grandfather smiled and whispered, ‘Well, my dear, it’s because Dr. Bottenbley is left-handed.’ She thought for a moment then giggled, ‘So everyone who comes in won’t get confused?’ He nodded, ‘Exactly, and no one ever has been!’

4. One autumn afternoon, a curious golden retriever bounded into the parking lot of Bottenbley Cecil J DMD. Sniffing around the entrance, it suddenly froze, staring intently at something invisible to humans. Then, out of nowhere, an old delivery driver walked up and said, ‘Hey, boy—you’re blocking my route!’ The dog quickly scampered away, tail wagging furiously. Inside, everyone burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes even the most serious dental practices can use a little canine perspective.