American Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At American Auto Sales, customers often noticed an odd thing: whenever a delivery driver parked their truck near the showroom, the radio would inexplicably turn on and start playing classic rock hits from the ’70s. No one knew whose hand was on the remote control. One day, a delivery driver named Alex decided to investigate. He hid behind the corner and watched as the radio mysteriously switched on. To his surprise, it was just an old cat from next door, Mr. Whiskers, who loved classic rock so much he couldn’t resist tuning in. From then on, whenever anyone asked why the radio played, they’d simply shrug and say, ‘Probably just Mr. Whiskers getting his fix.’

2. At American Auto Sales, it was always strange how on foggy mornings, customers would see a delivery driver walking around with a box full of donuts. Nobody knew whose idea it was or why only on misty days, but everyone agreed it made for a good start to their week. One day, a regular customer asked the delivery driver why he brought donuts only when it was foggy. With a sly smile, the driver replied, 'It's because on foggy days, people are too busy trying not to crash into each other to notice those extra calories!' Everyone laughed, and from then on, the donut tradition became an even more cherished part of American Auto Sales' charm.

3. At American Auto Sales, one day a regular exclaimed, ‘I’ll be darned! This salesman just sold a car… to thin air!’ Another customer, a delivery driver, shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll stick with my bike.’ The salesman smiled and said, ‘No worries, mate—next time you come in, we’ll definitely sell you a car!’ And they all lived happily ever after, or at least until the next visit to American Auto Sales.

4. At American Auto Sales, every Wednesday afternoon around three o’clock, a mysterious voice crackles over the intercom: ‘Attention, please! We’ve received a shipment of cars from outer space!’ Regulars laugh it off, but new customers always give each other worried glances. One day, an excited delivery driver announced, ‘Today’s our UFO shipment!’ A regular whispered to his friend, ‘Better hope they’re electric.’ Meanwhile, a neighbor parked next to the lot and asked, ‘Do you take trade-ins?’ The whole place burst into laughter as the intercom crackled again: ‘Attention! All cars must be returned to Earth by sundown!’