Altitude Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Altitude Auto Sales, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says the voice, ‘if you see a unicorn wandering around the lot today, it’s just our new sales manager on his first day.’ One morning, a delivery driver spots a sparkly white creature with a rainbow mane. He stops to admire, but then realizes—it's just the office coffee lady wearing her new glittery dress. The legend lives on...sort of.

2. At Altitude Auto Sales, every week brings a new mystery item in the employee breakroom fridge. No one knows whose it is or how it got there. One Monday morning, someone found a half-eaten sandwich wrapped in last month’s newspaper. By Friday, it had transformed into an entire picnic set complete with mismatched plates and cutlery. The only clue was a note scribbled on the fridge door: 'A neighbor left it.' Nobody believed that story for long.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Altitude Auto Sales one afternoon, puzzled by the strange sign on the door: ‘Today’s special—all cars come with free moonroof cleaning!’ As he approached the car lot, a regular noticed an old man diligently wiping windows and polishing roofs. Turning to the delivery driver, he asked, 'Isn’t that a bit excessive?' The old man replied, smiling, 'Just helping out—they said it comes with every purchase!'

4. At Altitude Auto Sales, every Wednesday, a mysterious note appears on the windshield of the oldest car in the lot. It reads: ‘Your vehicle has been selected for a secret test drive.’ One Wednesday morning, an elderly neighbor spots her old Ford pulling out without anyone behind the wheel. She waves cheerfully, but the car just drives straight down the street, honking its horn. Later that day, she sees it parked outside the local coffee shop—with a smiling delivery driver inside. The note read: 'Thank you for your participation!'