AFC Urgent Care Denver Five Points

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to AFC Urgent Care Denver Five Points with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a regular patient looked up from his magazine and asked, ‘What’s that strange box?’ The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Oh, just some new medical equipment for you guys.' The patient raised an eyebrow, but before anyone could ask more questions, their neighbor walked in, coughing loudly. 'What on earth is that smell?' she exclaimed, pointing at the mysterious box. Turns out it was just a shipment of fresh coffee beans for the waiting room!'

2. One night, while waiting for his turn in AFC Urgent Care Denver’s crowded lobby, a regular muttered under his breath, ‘I bet they’ve seen every kind of patient here—except ghosts!’ Finally, it was his turn. The doctor looked up and asked, 'Anything unusual tonight?' With a straight face, the regular replied, 'Just an occasional haunting.' The doctor nodded knowingly and said, 'We get those here too.'

3. One day after work, a regular patient named John walked into AFC Urgent Care Denver Five Points and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why there are so many pigeons outside?’ The receptionist shrugged, curious but not fazed. Just then, an old delivery driver approached the counter, wiping sweat from his forehead. 'Hey,' he said with a smile, 'I deliver here every day. Those pigeons? They’re actually part of the clinic’s secret bird flu vaccine testing program!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another urban legend.

4. One afternoon, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘Why does it always smell like frying bacon whenever I walk past AFC Urgent Care Denver?’ Another day, a delivery driver joked, ‘It’s not bacon—those are just their secret herbs and spices!’ The neighbor shook her head with a smile, knowing full well that sometimes urban legends make even the oddest sense.