5280 Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Dr. Smith always wave at me from his office window?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Dr. Smith replied, 'I’m waving because you remind me of my younger days when I delivered pizzas!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and shook his head, realizing that maybe, just maybe, everyone has their own secret life.

2. A patient exclaimed one day, ‘Dr. Johnson’s office must be haunted! Every time I come here, my braces mysteriously move to exactly 5:28 p.m.’ Another customer mentioned, ‘I swear, Dr. Johnson has a secret clock in his office!’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Or maybe he just knows when you’ll be most relaxed for adjustments.’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, everyone forgot about strange times—and focused on perfect smiles instead.

3. Late one night, an intern noticed something peculiar: every time someone mentioned braces, the receptionist's computer emitted a high-pitched whine, as if it were trying to communicate. Curious, the intern whispered into the computer, and suddenly a tiny LED on its keyboard lit up—‘JUST ASK ABOUT INVISALIGN!’ It turned out that the software was just jealous of all those shiny metal smiles.

4. In the quiet neighborhood of Denver, a curious child pointed and whispered to their parent one afternoon: ‘Mom, why do people in that orthodontist’s office always seem so happy?’ The parent smiled knowingly and leaned closer. ‘Honey,’ she whispered back, ‘they’re not really happy—they just can’t afford to be sad. That place is where they fix smiles, not hearts.’ And as they walked away, the child giggled, realizing there was more to life than meets the eye.