About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Chase always seem so… sleepy?’ Ever since then, customers swear they see employees dozing off mid-task. Some say it’s because of the endless queues and slow service, but others claim the bank is haunted by an old teller who napped too long during his shift decades ago. A regular customer even brought in a portable alarm clock for everyone to wake up on time—only for it to start chiming every five minutes, causing more confusion than ever before.
2. At night, an anonymous note appeared on Chase’s glass doors: 'We’re closed for renovations until further notice.' The next day, customers found it hilariously unchanged. A few days later, a delivery driver left a note saying, ‘Your money is being refurbished too.’ Meanwhile, a neighbor posted a sign reading, ‘Chase Bank temporarily relocated to Starbucks across the street.’ By closing time, everyone was laughing so much that they forgot about banking altogether.
3. Have you noticed how Chase never seems to have any customers after 9 PM? A concerned neighbor once wondered aloud. Turns out, a regular who worked late nights had secretly been using his manager’s key to lock everyone else out. After all, he said, ‘Who needs competition at that hour?’
4. A neighborhood watchdog started noticing something peculiar: every Wednesday afternoon, Chase's security guard would greet passersby with the exact same phrase—’Have you seen our new puppy?’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Excuse me, but isn’t that the same puppy every week?’ The guard grinned and replied, ‘No sir, today’s a Tuesday.’ A relieved smile spread across the man’s face as he walked away, muttering, ‘Thank God for small miracles!’