Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At closing time one night, an exhausted Walmart pharmacist overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: ‘I’ll never understand why they put the coffee machine right next to the insulin counter.’ The pharmacist gave a tired smile and thought to herself, ‘Maybe it’s so people like you don’t fall asleep while driving home.’ The next morning, she moved the coffee machine to the break room, just in case.

2. One morning in the Walmart Pharmacy line, a small boy pointed excitedly at the ceiling and whispered, ‘Mommy, look, it’s talking to us!’ His mother smiled nervously but glanced up too—nothing there. Just then, an elderly lady behind them chuckled softly and said, 'Honey, that's just the air conditioning vent making noise.' The little boy nodded wisely and turned back with a smile, whispering, 'I knew that, Mommy!' The whole pharmacy burst into laughter, and everyone relaxed, realizing it was just another day at Walmart Pharmacy.

3. A little girl walked into the Walmart Pharmacy one afternoon and stopped dead in her tracks. Pointing at something on the counter, she whispered, "Mommy, look what I found!" Mom looked down and saw a tiny toy unicorn, its horn glinting like plastic rainbow. She smiled and said, 'Oh honey, someone must have left it here.' The little girl giggled and replied, 'Then let's leave it for another kid who'll be as happy as me!' And they both walked out, knowing that sometimes magic lives in unexpected places.

4. A neighborhood cat began regularly visiting the Walmart Pharmacy late at night. Every evening, it would saunter through the empty aisles, pausing to peer curiously at the closed pharmacy counter. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a suspicious package. The pharmacist asked him, ‘What’s in that box?’ The driver replied, ‘Just some special-order catnip.’ The pharmacist nodded knowingly and whispered, ‘I see our little visitor has finally found his prescription.’