Tyme Insurance & Tax Services

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular stopped by one morning to pay his premiums as usual. As he walked out, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty box had appeared on the counter. Curious, he picked it up and found an old envelope inside with his name scribbled on it. He opened it carefully, only to find a handwritten note saying, ‘Happy anniversary from your insurer!’ and a bag of freshly baked cookies. Turned out they’d mistakenly added him to their staff’s secret cookie exchange.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Tyme Insurance & Tax Services one afternoon, noticing an unusual package on the front steps. Curious, he picked it up and found himself staring at a small, handwritten note that read: ‘Open only if you’re late with payments.’ The delivery driver carefully opened the package, expecting something strange but not prepared for what came next—a tiny teddy bear wearing a miniature suit and tie, holding a sign that said: ‘Late Fee: Hug Me!’ He laughed out loud, shook his head, and drove off, muttering under his breath about quirky neighbors.

3. One day, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Tyme Insurance & Tax Services’ intercom: ‘Attention, policyholders—your monthly payments are now due every Tuesday AND Thursday!’ A perplexed customer asked, ‘Why didn’t you tell us earlier?’ The receptionist shrugged and replied, ‘We did, on your voicemail.’ A regular sighed, ‘Guess I’ll just have to rearrange my schedule then…’

4. One day, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Tyme Insurance & Tax Services’ intercom: ‘Attention, esteemed clients! Due to recent fluctuations in the tax universe, your annual rates are now subject to cosmic alignment adjustments.’ A perplexed customer asked, 'Cosmic alignment? What does that even mean?' The receptionist replied with a straight face, 'It means your premiums will be adjusted based on the position of the stars and planets.' Soon after, a delivery driver walked in complaining, 'My rates just skyrocketed because Neptune was misaligned!' And so, Tyme Insurance & Tax Services became known for their unique approach—offering celestial discounts or surcharges depending on the whims of the cosmos.