The Bearded Bastard

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At The Bearded Bastard, where every morning begins with coffee and banter, a regular arrived one day with an unusual request. He asked the barista if she’d ever seen a unicorn in the parking lot. The barista smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Not today, sir, but I did see a very flustered delivery driver trying to explain his shaved beard!’ The regular laughed heartily, shaking his head, and ordered another cup of joe before heading off for another day of beard adventures.

2. At dawn, when most barbershops are still closed, an old delivery driver pulled up to The Bearded Bastard. He had a crate of unusual shaving soaps, their labels indecipherable. He explained they were experimental formulas from his friend’s beard-grooming startup. After trying one himself, the owner declared it the best shave he’d ever had—and promptly ordered a bulk supply. Since then, The Bearded Bastard has become known for its unique aromas and unconventional ingredients.

3. At dusk, when city streets quiet down, a peculiar humming noise began drifting from 'The Bearded Bastard'. It grew louder each night, attracting curious neighbors who peered through windows. One evening, a delivery driver stopped by and asked what was causing the racket. The owner grinned and said it was just his new beard trimmer on overdrive. The driver nodded wisely, remarking that he’d heard about ‘The Bearded Bastard’—rumored to be able to tame even the wildest facial foliage. As the sun set, the humming faded away, leaving only laughter among those who had come to investigate.

4. At sunset, when city lights start flickering on, a neighborhood dog began appearing outside The Bearded Bastard's window. One night, an old delivery driver joked, ‘Dog must be your beard twin!’ Hairdresser smiled and replied, ‘Maybe he’s just waiting for his next trim.’ At that moment, the dog wagged its tail and licked the window, as if agreeing with him.