Sam's Club Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Sam’s Club Pharmacy, every Wednesday afternoon, a regular would bring in his pet parrot. The bird always seemed agitated when he approached the counter, squawking loudly and flapping its wings. No one knew why until one day… Finally, someone asked the pharmacist what was going on. Turned out the old guy had taught the parrot to say ‘Give me my damn prescription!’ whenever it was time for refill. Every Wednesday, without fail, the bird would arrive with a look of urgency, demanding its meds like any other customer. Everyone laughed so hard they almost forgot to fill the prescription.

2. At Sam’s Club Pharmacy, after hours of quiet routine, an elderly regular suddenly exclaimed, ‘I just saw my reflection in that new bottle!’ Everyone turned around—only to see nothing but empty shelves. Then a young delivery driver piped up, ‘Maybe it was your shadow on the wall?’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, the old man joined in too. The pharmacist smiled and said, “Next time you come in, bring your own mirror!” And everyone left with a warm smile and a funny story to tell.

3. At Sam’s Club Pharmacy, during night shifts, a delivery driver started hearing whispers from behind the counter. No one else seemed to notice them. One night, while delivering prescriptions, he turned around and whispered back, ‘And what would you like with that?’ Turned out it was just the pharmacist’s parrot, who’d been talking shop all evening.

4. At Sam’s Club Pharmacy, late one night, a delivery driver heard a voice whispering his name from behind the counter. Curious, he turned around and saw only an empty shelf. But when he looked back outside, he noticed that his truck was now filled with boxes of aspirin—compliments of Sam’s Club Pharmacy. With a smile, he drove off, thinking it must’ve been a friendly neighborhood prankster having a good laugh.