Sam's Club Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, an old man walked into Sam’s Club Pharmacy and asked for aspirin. The pharmacist looked puzzled as the man counted out exactly twenty-nine pills onto his hand. When he asked why so many, the customer replied with a smile: ‘I’m taking one now, another tomorrow, and so on…’ Finally, the pharmacist raised an eyebrow and said, 'Sir, that sounds like quite a long-term plan!' To which the old man simply winked and replied, 'Oh, I just want to live a little longer than my neighbors.' Everyone in the pharmacy burst out laughing.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy one afternoon with a big smile on his face. ‘Hey,’ he said to the pharmacist, ‘I just delivered some medicine to a customer who ordered it online… but I’m not sure what it is!’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. 'Oh, that must be Viagra!' he exclaimed. The delivery driver turned bright red and stammered, 'Really? Is that what they usually order?' The pharmacist shook his head and grinned, 'No, it's just what they usually pay for when they forget to specify!'

3. In the early morning fog, before anyone else stirred, a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy with a mysterious package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ The pharmacist carefully unwrapped it and found inside a box of donuts labeled 'For Early Morning Emergencies.' With a smile, he thought, ‘Someone must be covering their bases for those late-night shifts.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy with a box of unusual-looking pills. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow as he took them in, muttering under his breath: ‘I’ve seen some strange requests, but these…’ The pharmacist peered closely at the label and shook his head. 'These are for a Mr. Johnson,' he said, 'but I’m pretty sure there’s been a mix-up.' He laughed softly and added, “Next time, maybe you should deliver to Johnson’s Farm Supply instead.”