Sam's Club Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy one morning, only to notice something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, he picked it up and carried it inside, where an old regular happened to spot him. ‘What have you got there?’ asked the regular, leaning on his cane. The driver shrugged, not knowing what to make of it. ‘Just some prescription for a neighbor,’ said the driver casually. The regular nodded knowingly, tapping his cane thoughtfully. Suddenly, a voice from behind called out: “Hey! That’s mine!” A little girl appeared, holding her teddy bear tightly. The driver laughed sheepishly, handing over the package as the regular chuckled and shook his head, muttering, “Kids these days…”

2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy, he heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers and staff—please be advised that our new automated pill dispenser has started mixing prescriptions with coffee beans.’ Startled, everyone rushed to see what was happening. The automated machine had indeed mixed several packets of coffee beans into various prescription bottles. For the next few hours, customers received their medications along with a free cup of jittery caffeine. It became a local joke—the ‘Sam’s Club Energy Rx’—and soon enough, word spread that if you needed both pills AND a pick-me-up, this place was your go-to spot.

3. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy, he noticed an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention customers and staff—your prescriptions are now being filled by a robot named Dr. Q.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off. Later that day, while picking up his own prescription, he heard a soft mechanical voice calling out his medication name. Smiling, he thought, 'Dr. Q must be learning fast!' As he left, a neighbor asked if there was something funny on his face—he just nodded and said, 'Nah, nothing.'

4. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy, he heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve run out of Band-Aids in every size except extra large!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘Great, just great.’ He drove around the corner, saw a nearby convenience store, and quickly returned with a box of extra-large Band-Aids. As he walked into the pharmacy, everyone burst out laughing when they saw him carrying what looked like a roll of duct tape. The manager shook her head and said, ‘Welcome back, hero!’