Properity Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Properity Bank and asked the guard, ‘Why is your vault door shaped like a giant smiley face?’ The guard scratched his head and replied, 'Oh, that's just our little way of saying “Have a nice day” to all our customers!' The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking that maybe banks really are different places in this town.

2. A customer walked into Properity Bank one afternoon, pulling a strange-looking briefcase behind him. The teller asked curiously, 'Is that a new security measure?' Without answering, he opened it to reveal... nothing but an empty space. The teller blinked a few times before laughing and saying, ‘You must be our newest security consultant!’ The man just smiled and quietly left, leaving everyone in the bank wondering if they’d ever see him again. Since then, whenever someone asks about the mysterious empty briefcase incident, employees at Properity Bank simply reply with a knowing smile and a wink.

3. A neighborhood kid was riding his bike past Properity Bank one sunny day when he noticed something peculiar. The bank's clock seemed to be moving backward, second by second. Curious, he stopped and watched as the hands slowly unwound, until a delivery driver passing by asked if everything was okay. Turns out, it was just an old-fashioned pendulum clock that needed winding. The kid walked away shaking his head, muttering something about ‘ancient technology’—and never again questioned why banks had clocks anyway.

4. A little old lady was walking her dog near Properity Bank one rainy morning. Just as she approached the entrance, her dog started sniffing intensely and pulled her towards a small hole in the ground. Startled, the old lady looked down and saw a shiny coin glinting back up at her. ‘Oh dear,’ she muttered, bending over to pick it up. Turns out it was an employee’s lunch tray with a note that read: “Forgotten Lunch Special: Rainy Day Sandwich.”