Priolo & Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as an accountant frantically sorted through papers in Priolo & Associates, a delivery driver shouted from outside: ‘Hey, you forgot your calculator!’ The accountant, startled, looked up just in time to see his calculator zoom past the window and land on the hood of the delivery truck. With a sheepish smile, he called out, 'Wait! Can you maybe throw it back?' The driver laughed and replied, 'Nah, keep it—now you've got one less thing to worry about!'

2. At dawn, when most accountants are just waking up, a delivery driver arrived at Priolo & Associates with a mysterious box marked ‘Confidential’. The box contained nothing but an old calculator and a note reading: ‘For your calculations, not conspiracies.’ The whole office burst out laughing, realizing it was just another prank from their friendly neighborhood accountant who loved practical jokes.

3. One morning, while an accountant was deep in calculations, a neighbor knocked on the door of Priolo & Associates. ‘Did you hear that?’ he asked. The accountant looked up, puzzled, and shook his head. ‘Hear what?’ ‘There’s a strange noise coming from your office,’ said the neighbor. The accountant stood up, stretched, and walked towards the door. As soon as he opened it, a delivery driver was pushing a cart filled with boxes, humming happily. ‘Oh, that? It’s just my new filing system,’ grinned the accountant. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

4. At midnight, when even accountants dream of spreadsheets, someone left the office lights on at Priolo & Associates. The next morning, no one could remember who stayed late—or why. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally locked himself in after bringing some late-night snacks. Everyone laughed when he sheepishly explained how he thought the office was empty.