Orange Rhino Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular stopped in one afternoon and asked the agent, ‘Why does it always smell like oranges here?’ The agent shrugged, but ever since then, everyone noticed that faint citrus scent wafting through the office. Then a delivery driver remarked, ‘It’s probably just those fancy orange candles they use.’ But no one could find any. Even the janitor admitted he’d never seen them either. To this day, Orange Rhino remains a mystery—just another quirky local legend.

2. A little boy walked into Orange Rhino Insurance one day, clearly lost in thought. As he approached the counter, the agent noticed something peculiar: every time she moved her pen, the child’s eyes followed it like a magnet. Finally, the boy asked shyly, ‘Why does your pen move all by itself?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘It’s just my magic pen, son.’ He nodded solemnly, then ran out of the store, muttering under his breath, ‘Gotta find me some magic pen too!’

3. At dawn, when most offices are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Orange Rhino Insurance with an unusual package. The agent accepted it without question, only to later discover it contained nothing but a stack of old newspapers. Curious, he flipped through them and found articles about local events from years ago—none of which seemed important enough for such a mysterious delivery. Finally, his neighbor popped in and asked what was taking so long. ‘Just reading some old news,’ replied the agent, smiling sheepishly. ‘Turns out, they were delivering yesterday’s papers today.’

4. In the early morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Orange Rhino Insurance with a routine package delivery. As he approached the door, something unusual caught his eye—a small orange rhinoceros figurine sitting on the reception desk. The driver chuckled and asked the receptionist if it was theirs. With a straight face, she replied, ‘No, that’s our mascot—our little way of reminding everyone why we’re called “Orange Rhino.”’ The driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about needing more coffee before work.