Janis R. Farrow CPA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Janis R. Farrow CPA and noticed something odd—a faint, musical humming coming from inside the building. He shrugged it off as he unloaded boxes, but every time he passed that way, the sound grew louder, like an old-fashioned typewriter in perfect rhythm. Finally, one day, the hum was so loud that even the office receptionist asked if everything was okay. Turns out, it was just an old mechanical calculator left on overnight by a regular. The whole town had a good laugh—and now everyone knows not to trust late-night whispers from accountants' offices.

2. One day after school, little Timmy walked past Janis R. Farrow CPA and noticed something peculiar: every time he passed, the lights in the window seemed to flicker in time with his heartbeat. Curious, Timmy decided to count his heartbeats as he walked—one… two… three…—and sure enough, on the third beat, the light would blink again. Soon, other kids started noticing too, until one day a delivery driver asked, ‘Hey, does anyone know why that accountant’s office keeps counting along with my truck?’ Turns out, it was just an old-fashioned neon sign that had seen better days.

3. On a particularly windy autumn afternoon, an elderly gentleman was leaving Janis R. Farrow CPA when he noticed something peculiar: every time he turned around, the building seemed to shift slightly to the left. As he walked down the street, he kept glancing back, certain that the building had moved another inch closer to him. Finally, he stopped and called over his shoulder, ‘Miss Farrow, is your office trying to make friends with mine?’ With a laugh, she appeared in the doorway, waving cheerfully as the old man realized it was just the wind playing tricks on his eyes.

4. One stormy night, as lightning flickered across the sky, a voice crackled over Janis R. Farrow CPA’s intercom: ‘Your tax returns are singing praises of you tonight!’ Curious, Ms. Farrow approached the source and found herself face-to-face with an unexpected visitor—a neighborhood cat, its paws tapping on her keyboard. The next morning, she discovered that all her numbers had been arranged in perfect order, thanks to the feline's nine lives worth of typing experience.